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Post by YoterChad on May 4, 2004 12:16:49 GMT -5
Men are always hearing versions of womans "rules", Here is a compiled list of the mans "rules". They are all numbered 1 for a reason.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat, your a big girl. We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us bitch about putting the seat up.
1. Crying is blackmail
1. Yes or No are perfect answers for almost any question.
1. Bring us your problems for a solution, for sympathy go to your girlfriends.
1. A 3 month headache is a problem, see a doctor.
1. Anything we say is null and void after 7 days
1. If you dont look like a Victoria Secret model dont expect us to act like soap opra boys.
1. Columbus didnt deed directions, neither do we.
1. Men only see 16 colors, peach and pumpkin are foods, we have no damn clue what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched, we do that.
1. If we ask whats wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothings wrong. We know you lying but its just not worth it.
1. When we have to go somewhere anything you wear is fine...... Really
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have to many shoes
1. I am in shape, round is a shape.
Im sure ya'll have some good ones.......
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Post by DeadlyPeace on May 4, 2004 14:34:20 GMT -5
AMEN TO THAT!!!
Yeah seen this before. I think the original had like 35 #1 rules on it.
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Post by liftedtacoma99 on May 5, 2004 1:54:02 GMT -5
thats great  |
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Post by Hoodlum on May 6, 2004 10:22:51 GMT -5
It's a danm shame they'll never get it ;D good stuff |
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Post by Colotoyboy on May 6, 2004 14:35:26 GMT -5
What about the golden rule:
DONT TOUCH MY TRUCK!!!! ;D
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Post by BethTrippin on May 7, 2004 14:29:47 GMT -5
Those were actually quite true.
"Anything we say is null and void after 7 days"
Especially that one.
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Post by carlos4x4sand on May 8, 2004 2:10:01 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA
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Post by Shibby24 on May 8, 2004 23:08:36 GMT -5
Thats great, got a few laughs outa that!!! ;D
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Post by DeadlyPeace on May 21, 2004 18:22:21 GMT -5
Ok I just happened to come across the full list again. Here it is........
The guys side of the story
Finally, the guys side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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Post by Joe_Dirt on May 22, 2004 1:05:10 GMT -5
hahaha ;D
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